Archive for September, 2006

It’ll Never Work! - Week 1

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

Steve Robinson:

Every Saturday I take a look at the strangest gadget from the past week.
This week, it’s the Voice-Activated Microwave from Daewoo

“I Want To Speak To The Chef…”

The R&D Department at Daewoo were bored. They were tired of finding new ways to sell cars, and needed a new project to keep them occupied. Suddenly, there was a bang from the kitchen. The work experience boy had left the spring rolls in the microwave too long and the whole place was on fire. After they had doused the flames, one of the team had a brainwave. Suppose they built a microwave that knew what you wanted to cook? One that could understand the human voice, so you could request what you wanted to heat up and let the oven do the work? How about 40 different commands, with 95% accuracy across a range of accents? We need never burn the microwave popcorn again, they thought!

Unfortunately, what they didn’t stop to realise is that no-one in their right mind is going to start talking to the microwave. The kids will give you very odd looks when they come home from school and you’re standing in the kitchen chatting to a metal box. It’s ‘Buck Rodgers’ meets ‘One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest’, and it’s one ready-made idea too far.

Daewoo’s Voice-Activated Microwave is due for release in America in 2007.
Daewoo.com

Apple Unveils New iPod Lineup. Yawn.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Help ban the sale of small arms

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

Are fashion models too thin?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

The Pope alienates Muslims

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

In the age of I-pods and downloads, there’s still an appetite for CDs.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Unrelated

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

Today in New York

Monday, September 11th, 2006

modern life is obvious?

Friday, September 8th, 2006

etiquette..

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006