A wee bit strange
Friday, May 18th, 2007
Anna: Browsing a travel forum about essential pieces of kit to take on a long tour, I found myself reading about the Whiz Away. This gadget is described on the official website as “The World’s First Antibacterial and Hydrophobic Urine Director for Leisure Use and for Mobility Impaired Users”. In short, the device allows women to pee like a man! Remember that scene in The Full Monty? This is admittedly far more hygienic, but I hope I’m not alone in still finding it a bit of a weird concept!
Of course it is inconvenient to be female when there is a dearth of toilets or even, in the outdoors, a lack of suitable cover behind which you might be able to crouch. I think it’s a great invention for women whose mobility is impaired, whether permanently due to disability or illness, or temporarily following an operation or because of a broken limb, for example. Excellent, then, that Whiz products are available on the NHS for those who need them. Also, because it allows you to expel urine while lying down and without undressing, I should think the Whiz Away is a hit with female high-altitude mountaineers. And the idea that this device “preserves Dignity and Liberty whatever the circumstances” is also commendable. But, personally, I’m not sure I’d have used a Whizz Away when cycling through Africa - perhaps it’s just me, but I’d rather hang on and wait until a nice big tree appears on the scene.


